Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs? "
A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: "Never mind, it's over your head! "

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet'

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy)

Q: "David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?"
A: David!

Q: "If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?"
A: 2nd place!

Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter 'V'!

Q: What English word has three double letters in a row?
A: Bookkeeper

Q: "What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?"
A: A penny!