Which kind of dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!

Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever told them anything!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything he wants!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!

How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!

Where do you go when a dinosaur sneezes?
As far away as possible!

What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Long distance!