Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck!

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep!